you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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