You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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