Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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