vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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