I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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