SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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