I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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