so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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