i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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