so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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