My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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