Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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