I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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