i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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