Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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