I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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