Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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