its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
