the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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