Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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