i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
