i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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