i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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