i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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