Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just gargled with NyQuil
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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