We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
should my penis look like a turkey
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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