Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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