Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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