Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Boobs speak an international language.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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