you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
