Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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