I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
