You made me cry and you don't even care
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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