dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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