Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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