Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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