I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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