Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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