Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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