Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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