Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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