There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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