I wish I only lived at night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So many bounce houses so little time
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
