How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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