i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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