that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
