Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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