Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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