i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You left your phone here
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