he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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